Wouldn't it be grand
If I could
Hold your hand as we walk on the sand

And wouldn't it be cool
If we could
Make love by the pool

And wouldn't it be great
If we could
Go on one of those terrifying first dates

And wouldn't it be beautiful
If we could
Make love and it sound musical

And wouldn't it be romance

If we could
Go out on the lawn and just dance

And would it really be a shame
If we could
Do all this but have to give up the fame

And wouldn't it be perfect
If I could
Make you believe it would all be worth it