Deck the Balls by LQ

"Oooooh Daaaaaannnnyyyyy..." Darren's voice sing-songed through their room. "I got something for you."

Remembering some of the other "somethings" Darren had gotten him, Daniel stepped out of the shower with a mixture of dread and anticipation. Not even bothering to wrap a towel around his waist he walked into the bedroom and was greeted with that world-famous cheeky grin of Darren's. //Oh lord...what did he do now?//

"Oooh, perfect," laughed the singer as he reached into a bag and pulled out...a tiny christmas wreath.

"Darren...WHAT is that for? We already have all the decorations for the party."

"I know. This isn't for the party." His grin became sexy as he pounced his lover and proceeded to kiss him in such a manner even the most jaded porn star would have blushed like a virgin school girl. Once it was over and Daniel was properly stupified, Darren placed the wreath over his lover's rather prominent arousal. His cheeky grin returned as he started singing.

"Deck the balls with..."

Daniel just groaned.