Take one drink every time Darren pouts.

Take one drink every time someone refers to Darren as a diva.

Take two drinks every time Daniel lights up.

Take three drinks every time Darren gets to be on top.

Take one drink every time Darren gives Dan head.

Take one drink every time Daniel comes home/back to the hotel drunk.

Take three drinks every time Darren comes home/back to the hotel drunk.

Take one drink every time Darren refers to Daniel as his beautiful one (I am so guilty of this one!)

Take two drinks for any other VC reference.

Take two drinks every time Ben gets dragged into a threesome or some other romantic entanglement with D&D including unrequited lust.

Take three drinks if it's Lee.

Take four if its Karl. Five if he actually gets laid! (By anybody!)

Take two drinks every time Ben and Lee kiss or make love.

Take one drink every time Dan's body is referred to as tanned and/or toned.

Take one drink every time Darren's body is referred to as pale.

Take one drink every time Darren initiates the first kiss.

Take two if its Dan who makes the first move.

Take one drink every time either one of them is described as wearing leather trousers.

Take three drinks if reference is made of either of their earrings.

Take one drink every time a reference is made to Darren having sensitive nipples

Take two drinks every time an author manages to have them removing their trousers without first taking off their shoes!

Take one drink if reference is made to either of them jerking off in the shower.

Take one drink every time a lyric is used as a line. (Other than in a chapter heading or in the context of them actually writing a song.)

If its a death/accident fic, take one drink if Daniel is the survivor, two if it's Darren.

Take one drink if they make love and no lube of any kind is used. (Spit, pre-cum, lube etc.)

Take one drink every time Dan's eyes are referred to as emerald.

~finis~
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